Football Gossip & comments 29th August 2012

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Tuesday, 28 August 2012

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"Taxi for the Wise guy"

Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has warned Stewart Downing that the winger may have to convert to left-back to have any future at Anfield.
(The Guardian)
Its left-back or left-out. Downing's choice really.

Dennis Wise is among a large number of applicants for Coventry City's vacant managerial post.
(BBC Coventry & Warwickshire)
There's a lot of cab drivers around London who would have been happy for Wise to be sent to Coventry in the past.

Joey Barton's move to Marseille may be back on says Mark Hughes after QPR's Capital Cup win.
(BBC Sport)
Its the next best thing to sending him to Coventry...

QPR chase Brazilian keeper Julio Cesar from Inter Milan
Hail Cesar! Taxi for Rob Green - looks like he's been put out to grass after just three games.

MK Dons sign Jimmy Bullard on short-term contract
(BBC Sport)
Bullard said he was delighted to sign, as he was running out of hair gel and can now afford a new box load.

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