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"AI-mazing...The AI Pen just oozed page to page prose when I simply couldn't be bothered. It even created a better ending to my last book and is setting my new novel in somewhere other than Maine..."
S King
"Smoldering...I used the Mark2 AI pen to write the entire Twilight series after JK told me about it. Without it I just couldn't have came with any more clichés or reductive characterization. I can't wait to try the 3000 model!"
Stephanie Meyer
The AI 3000. Writing "the shit." Even when your shit ain't moving.
