The Thing

Written by j.w.

Saturday, 28 January 2012

Wife: Have you seen that thing anywhere?
Husband: What thing is that?
W: You know, the thing you use.
H. What thing would that be?
W. You really are hopeless!
H. But I don't know what you are talking about.
W. Excuses, excuses. It's always the same with you. You don't know one thing from another!
H. I don't know anything.
W. You've said it! Now can you tell me where that thing is?
H. It could be anywhere.
W. But WHERE!!!
H. I will have to look for it. I'm sure it's here somewhere.
W. How can you find something when you don't know what you are looking for?
H. How right you are, my dear. But if we look together we should find it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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