Written by justme

Thursday, 12 January 2012

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She: My god, this migraine is killing me.

He: Hmm, yeah, I suppose so.

She: You don't seem very sympathetic.

He: Well, I'm sure it's bad, but it's nothing compared to childbirth.

She: And you should know?

He: Of course, I was, after all, a vaginal birth.

She: Excuse me?

He: Now you don't seem very sympathetic.

She: Sympathy for your mother? What does that have to do with my migraine?

He: Oh my mother, yes of course, there was some pain there. But nothing compared to my own.

She: When you were born…

He: Yep. Hurt like hell. Worst pain on earth. Wailed like a baby.

She: I think I've heard enough. Goodnight!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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