She: My god, this migraine is killing me.
He: Hmm, yeah, I suppose so.
She: You don't seem very sympathetic.
He: Well, I'm sure it's bad, but it's nothing compared to childbirth.
She: And you should know?
He: Of course, I was, after all, a vaginal birth.
She: Excuse me?
He: Now you don't seem very sympathetic.
She: Sympathy for your mother? What does that have to do with my migraine?
He: Oh my mother, yes of course, there was some pain there. But nothing compared to my own.
She: When you were born…
He: Yep. Hurt like hell. Worst pain on earth. Wailed like a baby.
She: I think I've heard enough. Goodnight!
