Oddest sign of the month, seen in Nottingham's Victoria Shopping Centre

Written by Inchcock

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

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Camera shot, possibly like the one from the scooters handlebars!

I would like to offer some advice/tips, for the owner of the Light Blue TGA Breeze 4 Ultimate Mobility Scooter, that I unthinkingly attacked as it ran over me here in the Nottingham shopping centre today 17th September 2011.

During a shopping expedition, I was stood, carrier bags by my side, resting my arthritic knee, and coping with the sternum pains from my cardiac operation, leant on my walking stick - and was knobbled from behind by the driver and his mobility scooter referred to above.

As I fell to the floor, and my walking stick broke, I took the route via the nearby pillar, to the floor, assaulting it with my head.

The head wound seemed worse than it really was, as I lost a lot of blood due to the anticoagulation tablets I'm now on, and took a while to stem. Just in case you might have been concerned.

A nearby lady shouted after you, the formula one inspired driver, with an "Oi!"

Your answer, just one word, descriptive of the male collective reproductive organs, beginning with a 'B'.

I thought that was out of order under the circumstances.

You naughty man!

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