Written by j.w.

Saturday, 9 July 2011

image for Wapping - A Child Gets it.
Child being Hacked by Unknown Being

Mum - why did they delete all those emails at Wapping?

I suppose it was because there were things in them they didn't want others to see.

So will we ever know what was in them.

I don't suppose so.

So, they've got away with it.

Your could say that.

Does that set a very good example? I deleted all the emails I sent xxxx because I told her to go and **** herself.

Well, you can see why the Wapping people deleted their emails can't you?

Of course. It's to save their own embarrassment.

Or worse.

It's not setting a very good example is it?


So why did the Prime Minister employ one of these people?

Ah - good question. He says he was giving someone a second chance.

xxxx didn't give me a second chance.

No. But David Cameron's not nasty like xxxx.

Is he a wet?

That's too kind, darling.

Is he a fool?

Not always.

Do you think they knew something about him which made him so scared he thought he better be nice to Wapping.

Really, the ideas you are getting at your age. There is hope yet.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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