How to summon Jinn

Funny story written by walter

Friday, 27 May 2011

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Place a bowl of crystal clear water before the Jinn-stricken individual; bade him to focus on the water. Have some Peganum harmala seeds burnt onto red hot charcoal to fill the room with the fume. Now, you as the Jinn-repeller shall recite loud the magic words provided herein.

Due to magic effect of the words and atmosphere of the room, the Jinn have no choice but to appear in the water, of course, only visible to the Jinn-stricken person and not the repeller or audience. As soon as the Jinn appear like a tiny fish in the water, the repeller must tell the Jinn-stricken individual to convey the command of the repeller: 'Go get Qatmir!' When Qatmir's image appears in the water and confirmed by Jinn-stricken person, the repeller shall ask the Jinn-stricken person, to very politely greet Qatmir on behalf of the repeller.

Next, the repeller shall command the Jinn via the medium, to call in the 'Sheikh'. After greeting the Sheikh, the Sheikh is asked to bring in the king of the Jinn who is normally carried on a throne. When the king shows up, the repeller asks his medium, the Jinn-stricken person, to apologize to the king for the imposition; however, the king is asked to order a slaughtered sheep to be brought in and cooked and eaten by the Jinn right away. The repeller forbids the Jinn-stricken person to share the Jinn's meal.

Having finished their meal, and wiping their greasy fingers on their wooly chests, the repeller through his medium asks the King of Jinn why in hell the Jinn have molested the poor Jinn-stricken person here. Additionally he asks the king to specify the remedy. Chances are that the King may comply provided compensations are paid, such as reviving the murdered Jinn crushed under the foot, or burned by throwing out hot burning ashes, and so on. At such instances, the repeller accepts the charges and revives the dead via his magic words and heals the wounded, thus truce is reached and the Jinn-stricken person is relieved.

If the king of the Jinn stubbornly rejects the compensation, in which case, the Jinn-stricken is asked by the repeller to submerge an empty bottle or vial into the bowl of water to entrap the Jinn lurking there. When all Jinn captured, the bottle shall be immediately sealed to bar their escape. Next, the repeller shall write these figures on the bottle: 513146241.Then the bottle will be put away until all Jinn vanish!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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