1.: Revered, dead comics: Richard Pryor, Redd Foxx, Carlin, etc.
2.: A-List movie comics: Jim Carrey, Sandler, Stiller, etc.
3.: A-List TV comics: Seinfeld, Steve Carell, etc.
4.: A-List Stand-up Comics: Chris Rock... Uh, Chris Rock.
5.: Local-Regional stand-up comics.
6.: Comedy book writers
7.: TV writers
8.: Radio comics (O&A, Stern, etc.)
9.: That guy in your office that is really funny.
10.: Your friend's dog who farts every five minutes.
11.: Beetle Bailey comic strip writer Mort Walker.
12.: Your mom when she's been drinking cooking sherry since 8:30am Christmas morning.
13.: Tommy Cooper (his final performance only.)
. . .
1,534: Dane Cook.
1,535: Internet comedy writers.
