Sugar, Sugar

Written by Rob Barratt

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

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Sugar, Sugar

Alan Sugar is back on the screen again soon. What is it about him that makes him so dislikeable?

Sugar, Sugar by Rob Barratt

Alan Sugar
Arrogant bugger
On "The Apprentice"
You are relentless
You slag off contestants
Like rude chefs in restaurants
As if they were no one
'Cos they want to go on
The show you are part of
In which you've no heart of
Any description
Are you fact or fiction?
Government adviser
Millionaire miser
With scowling face stubble
Like a bag full of rubble
You're stone-faced and tetchy
So arrivederci
You capitalist bastard
This series has lasted
A jolly long time now
Being polite is no crime now
So I hope soon we'll hear
You'll no longer appear
To be widely admired
Alan Sugar……….. "You're fired!!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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