Written by Lady Godiva

Tuesday, 24 August 2010

image for Takwana and Anitakapita discuss Susan Boyle

Ee well! Wot's Subo up to these days we wunder.

Anitakapita and I keep popping to the Subo sites to keep up wi' the news and look at 'er latest photos. She was ded nice wen we met 'er and she's stayed nice in spite of bein' folleed 'round by those freaking loonies.

Er new 'ouse looks grea'. There's photies of it on the Subo sites. We 'ope there's an 'ousewarming par'y coz we'd love to be there.

We're saving up for 'er new CD aren't we Anitakapita?

We just 'ope 'er family looks ou' for 'er coz families can be a bleeding pain where money's involved. A know meself coz our lad can't wait for me benefits to arrive an' 'es round me like 'im on 'eat or sumfing.

Well. We are STILL waiting for an anser to our letter to Mark to become proper Spoof writers....but this'll do for now.


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