Written by Nana Raine

Sunday, 15 August 2010


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Dear Deity,

With regard to order number: Inf/ind.googleplex12333 and subsequent models:

I have been rather disappointed to note that said 'life form' has not been exactly as described on the packaging.

I believe my parents originally ordered a brand new sentient being with classical looks; massive intelligence; patience; understanding; long legs and perky breasts. What I actually received can at best be described as a re-hashed version of previous models.

Apparently You deemed it prudent (in your infinite and undisputed wisdom) to bestow upon me the somewhat shoddy attributes of my most immediate ancestors.

To make matters worse (according to my own offspring) you have made similar mistakes regarding their assembly - Although I must add that I initially thought them to be pure perfection and a shining credit to your design department.

I hope you understand my concerns and I respectfully request that you personally speak with your production team to insure that more expert care is taken in the preparation and presentation of all future genetically linked generations.

Kind regards,

Nana Raine

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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