The Rt Hon David Cameron - Inadvertent chard homo
Deputy Prime Sinister, Lord President of the Council
The Rt Hon Nick Clegg - Right lengthen cock
First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs, Creep
William Hague - A huge William
Chancellor of the Pinching Exchequer
The Rt Hon George Osborne - She to bog Northerner ego
Secretary of State for the Home Department & Minister for Women and Equalities
The Rt Hon Theresa May MP - Oh thy rash temperament
Lord Chancellor, Secretary of State for Injustice
The Rt Hon Kenneth Clarke QC MP - Threaten PM trench honk elk
Secretary of State for Lack of Defence
The Rt Hon Dr Liam Fox MP - Daft thorn prolix, hmm..
Secretary of State for the lack of Business, Innovation and Skills
The Rt Hon Dr Vincent Cable - Inadvertent clench throb
Secretary of State for Work and Pensions Fiddling
The Rt Hon Chris Huhne - Thither hunch her son
Secretary of State for Health Closing Hospitals
The Rt Hon Andrew Lansley CBE MP - He rob me transcendental whelp
Secretary of State for Lack of Education
The Rt Hon Michael Gove MP - A hemp vetch Moonlighter
Secretary of State for the Prevention of Communities and Local Government
The Rt Hon Eric Pickles (MP) - It kept her Chronicles
Secretary of State for Transport & Road Tolls
The Rt Hon Philip Hammond (MP) - Him hop the Northland imp
Secretary of State for Environment, Food & Rural Affairs
The Rt Hon Caroline Spelman (MP) - Comprehension then all rat
Secretary of State for International Development & Back-Handers
The Rt Hon Andrew Mitchell (MP) - Handwritten he'll torch 'em
Secretary of State for Subculture, Olympics, Media and Sport
The Rt Hon Jeremy Hunt (MP) - Hornet ether myth jun
Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
The Rt Hon Owen Paterson MP - Hot new Northeastern pomp
Secretary of State for Scotland
The Rt Hon Michael Moore MP - Oh Chronometer tail hem
Secretary of State for Wales
The Rt Hon Cheryl Gillan MP - Thrill then hop Clergyman
Chief Secretary to the Fiddling Treasury
The Rt Hon Danny Alexander MP - Hydrothermal Ann end pen tax
Minister without Portfolio (So gets ginfolio)
The Rt Hon Baroness Warsi - Northeaster's brash wino
Leader of the House of Lords, Snob & Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster
The Rt Hon Lord Strathclyde - Decathlon thresh or Ltd try
