The batteries have been recharged with sulphuric acid caught high in the atmosphere above Iceland and Luton Airport, let the journey commence or stand still, it matters not:
Part II, The Present
It would be futile to mention the most obvious examples of present madness, Bush, Thatcher, Reagan, Blair, etc, but you did? Which proves the fact that Professor Loonybin Jaggedbananas-Fyffes knows what the fuck he's scribbling about?
Even Sad-Damn Who-Sane would have qualified if his neck hadn't been stretched to the limit and as for Bin (im ) Laden (in Deutsch = I am in the shop) who's neck should certainly be stretched, there's hope yet.
Scientists desperate to understand the phenomenom of this ancient mariner sailing along it's gay (whoops) paths could actually throw a wild glimpse left of the Goons then right past the Monty's and a penalty shoot-out with the Krauts, which we lose anyway and land at the Spoof (who?).
Actually, Prof. Jagged (bla bla) feels much valid information pertaining to the ever present forms of insanity could be extracted here as the list below proves:
TheSpoof - Top Writers
1 Abel Rodriguez 34,872 = Nr 1 US nutter without his Burrito but with his chiquita.
2 Bureau 27,951 = Nr 1 US snipper locked away in his padded cell, wanking.
3 Colonel Juan 15,948 = UK's answer to Nero, thumbs up!
4 queen mudder 13,408 = Feline man-eater, Goddess of the Loonersystem.
5 Skoob1999 12,536 = red barking mad dog hater.
7 Morse 8,601 = sighted drawing endless circles in his abandoned lighthouse.
8 Monkey Woods 7,125 = Let loose in Bangkok, saw red not Skoob.
9 Lady Godiva 6,738 = pure naked madness
11 Charpa93 5,510 = Opposite to Skoob
12 Duncan Whitehead 4,732 = lost in his wheatfields and scarecrows.
13 Jaggedone 3,872 = no comment necessary
15 Jimbo123 3,646 = raving lunatic serial killing softy.
16 Mike Monpas 3,329 = pass the M&M's.
17 Erskin Quint 2,760 = soon to be UK's answer to Nero, KO'ing CJ, thumbs down!
20 The San Francisco Onion 2,455 = no hope here either.
23 Jesus Budda 2,165 = The Tate Gallery have bought his brain and it will become immortal (see you in the future JB).
24 P.M. Wortham 2,070 = Anagram fruitcake without raisons.
38 victor nicholas 1,089 = VC's brain is sliced in thin slices, frozen and used only for the quickie.
40 Earl Grey 1,059 = Too busy entering Volga Olga on a capsized Black Sea ferry.
Lynton = draped in chemical formulas unable to see his shoe-laces.
As confirmed above, madness is a living, breathing entity which if not controlled can end up in the top twenty at the Spoof.
Only proving the point, if you can't beat em join em.
The present is now past and the future awaits, it was a pleasure being amongst you, but the time machine is raring to go, adios and vaya con dios you mad mother fuckers!