Please FOCUS when you are 'pissed off' at someone and don't wish to offend them.

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Saturday, 27 March 2010

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Please FOCUS

There are some situations in all of our lives where we certainly wish we could say WHAT we mean but are afraid to do so because of consequences which may result from our doing so.

I have recently found a simple way to get my true thoughts over to a person who is royally pissing me off.

This makes ME feel much better and at the same times, seemingly does NOT offend the 'party' I am directing the comment to.

Try it, next time YOU are royally pissed at someone. It is so simple.

Just look them in the eye and say: "FOCUS"

Yes - when you are annoyed with someone tell them to FOCUS

Which means Fuck Off Cause U're Stupid!!

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