When you give up smoking, all your senses crave Actimel, the over advertised wonder drink that does everything.
However, wearing the new Actimel Invisible Patch (that even you can't see) actually does nothing.
That's a lie. The Invisible Actimel Nicotine Patch actually impregnates your skin with four times the nicotine you would ingest from a normal Camel cigarette.
The cost of this incredible patch, which lasts for a whole three minutes, is only £6.50 which far outweighs a normal cigarette, but in a not so good way.
Help me to appear on BBC2's Dragons Den by buying my product today.