'My bags were packed, and then I went to
Denver to give President
Obama an excuse to look all cool
And as I found the flight a drag
I took some powder from a bag
And made sure that the plane staff looked like fools
So write me up and talk of me
Say that you are scared of me
Fill your screens with fake 'terror' alerts
I'm leaving, this silly aeroplane
Don't know when I'll be back again
A harmless nut that makes Yanks shit their pants
Irony is there to see
When Yankees almost definitely
Blew that jet out of the Scottish skies
And now their feeble television
Scares Yanks into submission
They let Bush away with all his lies
Obama is a drama queen
A Brit like that would be a teen
Their men drove the Germans out the skies
I'm leaving, this grounded aeroplane
Don't know when I'll be back again
I hurt no-one but Yanks just love to cry
I'm taking myself way too seriously
Don't know why those Brits all laugh at me
American power has gone now so bye bye ...'
(Words by Denver 'Harmless Idiot From Nigeria' John; Music by US Drama Queens)
