Royal "thickhead" Prince Andrew changes career, stops "BONKING" and starts "THINKING" !!!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 25 October 2009

Hey!

The funny story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for Royal "thickhead" Prince Andrew changes career, stops "BONKING" and starts "THINKING" !!!
Andy THINKS his brother Charles sucks too many tampons and MUM should make him KING instead!

Spoilt brat, well known "high society screwer" and ex-husband of right royal "screwer" Fergie, has decided to opt for a new career as, THINKER!

This surprising re-THINK has opened up plenty of opportunities for the Duke of York to divulge to the public his thoughts on several touchy subjects like for example bankers bonuses, etc!

Andy THINKS they're OK, well he is a "bonking moron" and the bonkers he supports only led the planet to it's worst financial disaster since the Great Depression!

Good THINKING Andy, BONK ON, you're a winner there!

Also "Randy Andy" THINKS Fergie should be beheaded, well half of the world thinks that too, useless Bitch!

Good THINKING Andy!

Andy THINKS the Duke of York should be taken seriously!

Well that's really thick THINKING, nobody takes the Duke of York seriously, only his Mum, maybe!

Andy THINKS his brother Charles is a tampon sucking moron married to an equestrian, bare back, jackbooted nymphomaniac and should never become King!

Andy THINKING sensibly at last!

Andy THINKS his other brother, Edward is a poof and a pansy that managed to stay married longer than he did, have 2 kids and act normal, sometimes!

Andy slightly out of SYNC with his thoughts on that one!

Anyway, who gives a shit, he's a royal twat and has just been awarded an honourable position as THINKER on the board of directors at Lloyds Bank! Salary 25000000 pounds, company car = Rolls Royce + private jet and private THINKING room in his company suite overlooking Buckingham Palace!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!


Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot