The BNP membership list can be revealed here.
Nick Griffin
Nick Griffin's mum
Nick Griffin's mum's cat
Adolf Hitler
General Franco
Benito Mussolini
Juan Peron
PC Gary Wogbasher
Mr Tickler (geography master at Fagbashers school)
Reverend Henry Bigot
my next door neighbor
Sir Julian Lardy-Fatgit (Tory MP for Tonbridge)
Dim Javidson (cockney comedian)
David Wowie (70s pop star)
Nick Griffin (er.. isn't that twice?)
This list has been provided by a secret source close to the BNP leadership. We cannot reveal their identity, nor shall we reveal which variety of Whiskas was given in return for this information.
