Written by Shannah_Schilit

Wednesday, 13 May 2009


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234 8th Ave they be rockin a deli, now, outside dat deli they got a MIRROR. That's Hot. I was just fussin with my hot hair. There are flowers in front of the mirror. I just thought about setting up an outdoor dressing room on the corner, gotta have my photographer with me: and then just Rockin the streets of Manhattan. It could be The Shannah Corner. But I gotta change between photos: is that legal? I don't know if it's o.k. to show tits and ass in NY. Ahaa, I better get one of those folding walls or a circular curtain.

Now, at 23rd St and 8th ave, there is a Rockin Starbucks. I dunno, I just get the Cool Vibes, there. Some of the starbucks--depending on the location--they can be a little stiff, like people got poles in their asses. But the one on 23 & 8, that is just happening, it's like this free feeling sensation: like Lady Liberty rocks the joint. I'm down with dat Lady.

We near da Village, that's why u get da cool vibes. I dunno, there is just something about that Rainbow Engery, it rox me. I get celebrated there, I can just sense the Artist is appreciated: and The Village People keep it REAL. Like--u could say fuk in Da Vill and no alarms are gonna set off. People just themselves. It's fun like dat.

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