Screen Name: Shannah_Schilit

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Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 13th May 2009

Spoofing since: Monday 11th May 2009

Real Name: Shannah_Schilit

Email: shannahschilit {at}

Location: NEW YORK

Profile: Modeling:

Tom Shagass Online Portfolio
Backstage: Online Advertisement
Mark Potter: Muse for trace-word-art projects
Sean Friedman Online Portfolio
Model Ballerina: @ Ann Mercedes Dance Studio
Cover Model: Provoke Online Magazine
Posing @ Union Square Park for Painting by Award Winning Artist--Jeremy Hoffeld


*ANGEL in Upper Room Drama Production: also A DEAD GIRL [in a Jewish Village] & GRAPE GIRL [serving some ancient Roman Ruler]

*ABIGAIL from THE CRUCIBLE for College Theater @ SCCC


*Special literary guest at OSFR writers society: I shared my poetry from NEXT ACT in the form of Oral Expressionism

*BALLERINA representing ANN MERCEDES DANCE STUDIO: performed at ARBOR REHABILITATION in a SOLO. Choreography by Ann Mercedes and Music by Billy Joel
*Conducted an INTERVIEW with Rajmohan Gandhi for SBU T.V.

*BALLET SOLO to 'Time In A Bottle' for The Ann Mercedes Dance Center: Our 19th Annual Dance Recital: TIME available on DVD: contact Ann @ (631) 361-9074

Words 4 Shannah:

'You are a flower in the midst of the weeds' Sudhir Gadh MD [psychiatric expert, warrior 4 love, left-winger, master @ romance]

'Don't lose your radical zeal!' Dr Cornel West [cutting-edge intellectual]

'Don't worry--you're going to have an exciting life, and the best friends are yet to come. You are big in the kindom [hmm...Britain?]; you are not small, you are big in the kindom.' Kim Clement [Prophet to Top-Politicians & Entertainers, bi-winger]

'You have passion.' Ann Mercedes [choreographer, costume-stylist, dance-teacher]

'She's [me] something special.' Mildred Schilit [favored femme within the Wall-Street-Elite: valued for her Financial-Intuitive-Ability; fashion expert] (spoken 2 days b4 her death)

'I've heard good things about you.' Howard Schilit [Leading Finance-Writer]

'You will not move with the flow or flow with the move because I have something different [hmmm...a wall-street-man, maybe?] for you.' Kim Clement

'I've never seen such a beautiful face [mine].' Mildred Schilit (spoken 2 days b4 her death)

'You can trust her [me].' Mildred Schilit (spoken 2 days b4 her death)

'You [me] deserve a star!' Mildred Schilit (spoken 2 days b4 her death)

'Wow!!! You get hotter by the minute!!!' Adah Ojile [Lawyer, Movie-Producer] (comment on my modeling pix)

'very hot, very sexy, very feminine, very smart!' Kevin Cadden [Lawyer] (comment on my modeling pix and personality)

'You're my best pill.' Robert Malinow [so, now there's a Shannah-Pill.]

'you have brought the sun down for me from the very first time I raised my eyes on you, only to warm my heart so your gentle and kind elegance, the brightest star in all skies shines with your grace upon my heart...from across the table, next to the fire and alongside the moonlit bay you have captivated me to which I will hold you and our collective moments to a song that has created abundant dreams for us to explore in all free Time...' Louis Palermo [lawyer] (words from one of the cards he wrote for me--after a Huntington Moment)

'your slender form going back and forth
eager to frolic and to cavort
in wondrous flair.
--Agile, mythical Diana--
lively, young gazelle
in precise motion
leaping through the air.

Slumbering princess,
soft and dewy rose,
--timid, fragrant petals
reaching for the sun--
clinging to the promise
of life-giving warmth.

Ah, you lovely maiden
raise the brimming cup
in life's celebration
to yearnings and goals,
to wisdon and vision
sing a youthful song.

You disperse the clouds
with your loving presence,
sing, cavort and frolic!
be my soul's delight,
my despair will lessen
with you by my side.'
Nelida Reiter [poetess] (words from a poem written about me, for me, and given to me--just a little before she died.)


BA HUMANITIES Stony Brook University
AA LIBERAL ARTS Suffolk County Community College
BACH FLOWER THERAPY Diploma from British Institute
SELECTED PROPHETESS Hand Picked by Kim Clement

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