Vincent van Gogh

Written by norma snockers

Wednesday, 15 April 2009

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Everyone has heard of Vincent Van Gogh, but how many have ever heard of some of his lesser-known relatives?

Amee Gogh -- His Mexican cousin.

Bing Gogh -- His game playing great-uncle

Bong Gogh -- His drum playing brother

Can't Gogh -- the uncle who was constipated.

Chica Gogh -- The cousin from Illinois.

Day Gogh -- His Italian uncle.

E. Gogh -- his nephew the Freudian psycho-analyst.

Er Gogh -- His logical thinking cousin

Fay Gogh -- His cousin, the soda lover from Michigan

Flamin Gogh -- his ornithologist uncle.

Geta Pan Gogh -- His ambitious uncle

Go Gogh -- his Disco-loving sister.

Gotta Gogh -- The brother who ate prunes.

Grin Gogh -- The Mexican cousin's American half brother.

Hue Gogh -- The brother who bleached his clothes white.

Indi Gogh -- His famous dye maker aunt

Let Gogh and Lemmie Gogh -- His ornery second cousins

Mang Gogh -- his cousin who loved tropical fruits.

Out Gogh -- His spendthrift aunt

Please Gogh -- the real obnoxious brother.

Poe Gogh -- The little bouncy nephew.

Pray Gogh -- his Italian uncle who was a priest and loved spaghetti.

Prey Gogh -- His aunt, the pasta maker

Stop N. Gogh -- the uncle who worked at a convenience store.

Stoppen Gogh -- His traffic officer son

Tan Gogh -- the aunt who loved ballroom dancing.

U Gogh -- The grandfather from Yugoslavia.

Under Gogh -- His surgery prone brother

Verti Gogh -- His dizzy aunt.

Way Too Gogh -- his aunt who taught the power of positive thinking.

Wellsfar Gogh -- The nephew who drove a stage coach.

Wherediddy Gogh -- His magician uncle.

Winnie Bay Gogh -- his niece who's been traveling in a van.

Yard te Gogh -- his great-nephew who was fullback on the Rotterdam Cowboys.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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