An unknown Vincent Van Gogh still life masterpiece entitled "Tittyfuck" has been discovered in the archives of the Louvre in Paris, France.
In a rare and risqué move the museum curators have placed the painting on public display in the same month as its discovery. Crowds of art lovers are coming and coming to the brilliant painting.
Sorbonne Art professor, Adorin Da Dirtee-Pics worshipped the Van Gogh masterpiece in an eloquent article in L'Arte Nouveau Revue. Professor Dirtee-Pics called Van Gogh's choice of subject:" a triumph of pairings!" He celebrated the artist's placement of subject as: "right where I like it!"
In the dramatic conclusion of the piece, Adorin Da Dirtee-Pics claimed that van Gogh once again has proven that he has the biggest pears in world art!