Kathleening Right Parker Jumps the Snark

Funny story written by Pointer

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

The conservative satiric disability not withstanding, Kathleening Right Parker was caught really stretching in her position as reactionary first basegirl for the Washington Post group.

Sure it's got to be hard to be the token free mouseketeer for a bunch of pinkos like the Post. I certainly can feel the pain of a scribbler who attacked Bush during the final right wing feeding frenzy and then is left without the old W punching bag and McCain to serve you cookies and hot cocoa. But if mocking community service and pleas for unity after these loathsome eight years of the glorification of selfishness and splintering partisanship is the best the leaning right has to offer, loyal or disloyal this opposition will be a joke.

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