"Honest" Abes Other Little-Known Nicknames

Funny story written by Bureau

Sunday, 9 November 2008

Through much research, it can now be revealed the top ten other little-known nicknames that President Abraham Lincoln was known as over the years as a politician, other than "Honest Abe". This research was done in commemoration of Lincoln's 200th birthday next year.

Top Ten Abraham Lincoln Little-Known Other Nicknames:


10. Bullet Head

9. The Illinois Big Boy

8. Ready, Willing & Abe

7. Tad's Mad Dad

6. Long, Tall & Had Some

5. Abraham Kaddiddlehopper

4. Abe The Babe Magnet

3. Mary Todd's Significant Other

2. Copper Head (By Fortune-Teller)

1. The Log Shitter

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