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Thursday, 30 October 2008

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image for HighInfidelity.bedspins, the dating service for inebriated cheats!
Chloe and Suzie Q still wet from the Bethesda Fountain

As studies confirm the rising tide of adultery among baby boom boomers and new brides, an internet dating service for the drunken lusty has caught the wave and is sitting on top of the face of Uncle Sam. Satisfied customer testimonials on the website ads witness to the success of Highinfidelity.bedspins:

Chloe, age 21, married for four months wrote : I haven't had such good sex with excellent rum and cokes since I was sixteen doing sixty nine with Suzie Q in the Central Park bushes!

Harvey, age 60 , married for longer than he cared to remmember: Sex with my HiI on viagrectasy has given my life new meaning and even my wife seems happier now that I am not underfoot all the time watching porn!

Chloe's husband, Brad, age 21 and a half: i don't know what's gotten intoHarvey but that old fella's like a stallion lately. Chloe wouldn't recognize her dad. Next week we're getting a hotel room and inviting Chloe's old junior high friend, Susan.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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