AssFrFred44Giveness: if England Gets a Catholic Queen?

Written by Pointer

Sunday, 28 September 2008

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AssFrFred at UK RC Liturgical Conference

Dear AssFrFred$$G:

Will God forgive Henry the Eighth if England gets a Catholic Queen?

GK Chesterton's Lover

Dear Lover, GKCL, that is...

The apostacy of Henry the Eighth will always bee n a grave sin for the Roman Church since the Vatican lost lots of very valuable property including the Holy Grail, Excalibur and StoneHenge. Catholics, British and otherwise have been thirsting for a new Catholic Blood Mary for centuries.

As for England getting a Catholic Queen, the Roman catholic clergy in the UK has a higher ratio of queens and queers than picture cards in a deck of 52. Only the ranks of the US priesthood where a heterosexual has become an endangered species exceeds how England swings!

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