Dear Sex Advisor P4YG.cum: Is it True about the Platypussy?

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Friday, 9 May 2008

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Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia.cum,

My partners and I have been reading the Nature journal's Platypussy issue and we have become fascinated with the creature's nipplelessness yet its sexually sensitive beak.

Our sexual friendly community has some members who have big nipples but beaks that couldn't smell pussy in a no kill cat shelter. Has anyone been able to genetically engineer the platypussies' unique sexsual traits?

Nosey not about nipples.

Dear NNAN,

P4YG cannot deny a similar interest in the strange yet wonderful world of the platpussy. However we cannot conscience the brazen underappreciation of large nipples! Nor can we tolerate the obvious attack on truly humane humane societies.

As for the ability to smell pussy, we think that is highly over rated! And NNAN, just because I left your so-called SFC doesn't give you the right to exaggerate my nipple size or comment on my smell deprivation disability.

I will never sink so low as to write about your SFC males' shrunken heads or the predominance of bitches in your kennel- oops guess I just did!

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