Workers' Workwear

Funny story written by IN SEINE

Tuesday, 29 April 2008

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What shall I wear?

What Do They Wear To Work?

Lawyers
- Suit
- Briefs

Electricians
- Shorts

Boxer
- Socks

Golfer
- Tee Shirt

Psychiatrist
- Slip

Painter
- Coat

Fireman
- Hose

Athlete
- Sweater

Burglars
- Sneakers

Mortician
- Underwear

Mob hit man
- Tie

Mob hit man's victim
- Kilt

Dog Trainer
- Lab coat
- Pants

Mailman
- A dress

Politician
- Skirt (with hem)
- flip-flops

Sugar farmer
- Cane

Security guard
- Watch

Telephone operator
- Ring

Policeman
- Collar

Plastic Surgeon
- Tux

Salesman
- Wool Pullover

Gigolos
- Heels

Ex-Spouses
- Spats

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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