Do you have Oil? Population Control Program.

Funny story written by hussainmehdi

Friday, 9 November 2007

Keeping an eye on the unmanaged increase in population of the world, the United Nations has drawn an immediate plan to decrease the world population to the acceptable level in a more systematic and humanistic way.

In the line of fire to the plan, the United Nations has issued a Performa to all world countries.

The Performa includes a question that; Do you have enough Oil?

It is being done, because, the United Nations has first chosen the countries to decrease the population, where oil is much.

The Secretary General of the United Nations says:

    Oil increases our efficiency,
    Oil improves our performance,
    Oil gives us elasticity in moral,
    Oil provides standing,
    Oil manages unmanageable,
    This is a mix plan that goes beyond the beyond.

Saudi Arabia, Iran, Iraq and Venezuela have already submitted the Performa saying: "we do not have oil even one drop, while the United States has sent its Performa to Saudi Arabia to confirm that: Does The United States have Oil?"

The king is currently investigating the issue.

While, China, is heard, has sent its Performa to Iran, but Iran has sent the Performa back to China saying: "it was not in national language". However, China insisted that it was in national language.

The United Nations has found itself numb over this complicated issue.

"the plan seems to be in limbo" says Secretary General.

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