Valiant England fall 'short'

Funny story written by Number 7

Sunday, 28 October 2007

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The party dispute was settled using sensible negotiations...

I hear the skipper Phil Vickery fought the bigwigs for the right to join Princes wills & Harry for their own knees up.

I hear that Vicks valiantly took the mantle of commander of the faithful and argued the case for the Rugby world cup runners up to extend their stay in La Francais for a further day.

Such spirit, which if displayed on the field would have ensured retention of the rugby crown.

The mother of all hangovers ended with the team touching down at Heathrow and prop Matt Stevens having his shorts pulled down in front of the world and his dog - Dignified in defeat indeed.

In the meantime get prepared for a new rendition of where the hell is Matt (, with Stevens exposing his arse at different locations of the world.

In the spirit of Columbo I have one final tantalising question - What exactly was Dallaglio thinking of when he pulled Matty's shorts?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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