Ron Paul Spammer exposed, dirty tricks

Funny story written by TheOneLaw

Monday, 27 August 2007

The source for this news is one of the staff over at

The author is still at large but we think we know where his next attack will occur.

We thought the PaulBots were from the official campaign but now we see the threat to our New World Order is revealed to be no more than an email harvesting ploy from

AuthorMessage Ethan

Registered: 16/07/07

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Posted: 2007/08/27 16:02

An open letter to the other inmates at Uncle Spammers Anonymous:

I am a fairly avid Hilary Clinton (+ Barack Obama for veep) supporter.

Whenever I search for Ron Paul stories on Google News, I get aroused by the thought of Hilary beating him off come election time. Because (unlike the other Republican Presidential candidates) Ron Paul opposes everything my candidates stand for, he makes a perfect target for spam attacks to make his policies look bad.

Along the way I found a way to make a LOT MORE MONEY!!!


I decided to set him up by spamming online presidential polls to generate some support for Ron Paul to simplify our next election. This also makes him look so much more important than the other guys (they just wilt when he speaks anyway).

I hacked my iPhones (not an easy task, I needed a ball-peen hammer and code from some script-kiddies) to repeatedly generate votes to online polls.

The worst part was I need to run up and down stairs to change my IP address for each vote.

I was exhausted after the ABC poll, but it was so much fun I did it again for many others.

But I think I should look for a better way to trigger the address change.

Also I need is something longer, thicker, and harder to poke into comment sections of blogs as his support increases - any suggestions? (PS, I am harvesting so many new email addresses this way it is unbelievable - the number of guys who populate these responses is enormous and getting my harvester to swallow all of them is a real job. They are all old fat men in dire need of my warez.)

My next targets are Straw Polls,
I want to tap into Ron Paul's support base face-to-face, so I need to get some sales-demo androids built.

Anyone know the sfx folk from "I, Robot"? (The customers are always asking for a demonstration - androids don't complain)

Cheers from the back orifice,
make a LOT MORE MONEY!!!

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