Woodstock Nation Becomes Incontinent Nation

Funny story written by Smackycrackman

Saturday, 12 May 2007

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The year was 1969 and 450,000 people went to a pasture in Sullivan county and had a hell of a party.

It was a music and art fair that turned into a counter cultural mini-nation in which minds were open, drugs were all but legal and love was "free". The music began Friday afternoon at 5:07pm August 15 and continued until mid-morning Monday August 18.

The festival closed the New York State Thruway and created one of the nations worst traffic jams. It also inspired a slew of local and state laws to ensure that nothing like it would ever happen again.

The maker of Depends under garments have sent questioners to those people who did not OD at the famous festival and have found that over ninety percent of the citizens of the famed festival, suffer from incontinence.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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