Mohammed Jones Tapped

Funny story written by Al Lee Wyer

Sunday, 11 March 2007

Eagle Eyed Security Guard Mohammed Jones has apparently been wire tapped by the National Security Agency
Jones Graduated 2nd in his class at the University of Stroudsburgh majoring in
"A history OF the explosive DEVICE"

He is allegedly heard in conversation with Al Qaeda agents in Brooklyn New York talking with a local take out place

Jones: "Greetings Ali, I'd like to order something and come pick it up"
Ali: " Blessings on you Mohammed, what would you like as refreshment from your Labours of today"
Jones: " What is the Price of the Chicken Ka Bob Platter with rice and salad?"
Ali: " Praise good fortune, this meal costs 8. 50 with Plastic fork included"
Jones: " Son of a Wonton Whore! ! Your price has gone up once again--Idoliter!"
Ali: " Walking Bastard feeder of the Infidel-- go order Chinese!"

The bush Administration and the N. S. A. believe this conversation is in Code
President bush: " We think they're talking about China sending Nukular stuff to Iran" A translation is pending

Jones had been heralded for his vigilance when he was discovered dis-assembling an explosive device on the Jersey Piers last year.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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