Dear P4YG-2/27/07

Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 28 February 2007


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Dear P4YG,

I really don't know where to start.I got really famous for really no reason at all.Then,for the first time in my life people started to pay attention to me.And of course I had nothing to offer since like I said my fame was without basis.So then i thought :Well what the heck I'll show them my body .Well they went wild ! So I showed them more of my body and they went wilder until there was pretty much nothing more to show them of my body.So i got married to show them my body with somebody else's body but that didn't last,so I got pregnant a few times and that wasn't much fun for me and besides all the other famous for no reason people started having and buying babies and that got old,right? So then I got a drug problem or did that come first or in the middle?With a drug problem it's hard to tell...Any way a tattoo,a head shave and a few trips to rehab later(after the insane attack on some guy's car who had nothing to do with me not being able to see my kids...The reason I am writing to a sex advisor is that no body good wants to have sex with a bald ,tattooed lady outside of the circus! What do you recommend? BS

Dear BS,

Don't join the circus,that would be redundant.

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