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Saturday, 27 January 2007

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Dental Dam will stretch from York to New!

New front-runner and only candidate for the post of PrezMimister,leader of the USUK, has proposed the building of what he is calling "The Dental Dam".

McCrone ,lift operator extraordinaire by his account,explains his revolutionary idea:"First ,I asked you to think of tubes (McCrone's first hair-brained scheme involved air-powered tubes across the Atlantic to unify what he calls the USUK-see I, E.T.McCrone Want to Be Your Prezminister) but now my fellow USUKIANS, Think Dams, Dental Dams!!! What do I mean you may ask and so ask away for I, ET McCrone shall tell ya'.

The dental dam, as you intercontinental sex fiends, may know is a nifty little piece of latex that protects the contestants playing "Way Down Upon The Swanee". Well,one night after a few choruses of Swanee I said to myself, I, ET McCrone, if that superfine and deliciously flavored, brightly coloured sheath of rubber can keep deadly buggers at bay might it also be used to dam the Great Pond that divides us USUKERS...

Before I, ET McCrone knew it, I had designed the Dental Dams that will be stretched across the pond to hold back the Atlantic secretions and create a safe path like the God-gifted highway through the Red Sea that Moses made for the safe passage of the Israelites. This was just before the first time they displaced thousands of long-standing Palestinean residents to create a well-deserved homeland after terrible suffering at the hands of a tyrant. USUKERS will be able to run,jog,walk,ride,lorry,gitney,tram,bus or train their way from York to New York and back again.

USUKERS UNITE! Vote ET MCCrone! Low Class in Two Lands!

GGGGGGoooiiiingggg Up!

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