George Orwell sues Channel 5 after relaunching Big Brother starring only morons!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Sunday, 21 August 2011

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These 2 would have been much better candidates for Big Brother and even Orwell would have approved!

George Orwell, (well his ghost actually) creator of the "real Big Brother" is suing Channel 5 for using his vision in vain and replacing it with less than mediocre crap.

Wannabee, worthless "superstars" are locked up in a house as the world or 5 million Brit morons with nothing better to do, look upon their every move; the same old story that has been milked until it's been turned in to sour, mouldy yoghurt.

George Orwell turned in his grave once more as yet another version of this pathetic show was sent out and even his hair stood on end, just like the hair of those talentless, nauseating twins; and now his family have decided to sue for taking his masterpiece, 1984, in vain.

In fact an old Orwellian, who shall remain nameless (?) has actually suggested turning Britain into a totalitarian, Orwellian state, especially after the riots of the past few weeks.

The 5 million who followed the first episode have all been sent invitations to attend their local "Loony Asylums" for some National Health free treatment. The other morons, those locked up, have also had invitations to be locked up in a real "Big Brother" scenario called San Quentin, but they kindly refused the offer.

San Quentin inmates would have loved to entertain those "twatty" twins for a private session in the showers, OUCH!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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