Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

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Romeo's first backup band, The Boyz 2 Be The Broz.

HOLLYWOOD - And then there were four. Dancing With The Stars has shown its latest castoff the door.

The young rap singer simply known as Romeo is the latest in a long line of celebrity dancers to dance on off the DWTS stage.

And not only are his fans sad to see him go, most of America's guys, fellas, dudes, and bros are sad because his professional dance partner, the erotically erotic Chelsie Hightower, who is "Eye Candy" of the finest quality has also had to leave the building.

Lil Romeo, as he used to be called, follows Kendra "Tata's" Wilkinson, the former Playboy Playmate who went home last week, and Chris "The Wrestling Dude" Jericho who was body slammed off the show two weeks ago.

One of the four who is still managing to hold on is Kirstie Alley, who at 60, is dancing like a woman who is 30. Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward has also not fumbled and is still in the running.

Disney star and one of the cutest girls to ever appear on the show Chelsea Kane has shown that she has tremendous energy and it is making her a fan favorite - plus the skimpy outfits that she wears certainly means that she has the male voters between the ages of 18 to 98 all sewed up.

And the fourth celebrity contestant who is still in the running, somewhat figuratively speaking, is the original Karate Kid himself, Ralph Macchio who amazingly is 49-year-old.

Ralph has a leg injury and may not be able to perform, but of course he knows a Korean magic man who may be able to help him out.

Three Of Romeo's Biggest Hit Songs -

  • Dats Kool
  • Dat Be Kool
  • Dat Be Even Way More Kool Y'all

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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