Catching Up With Woody Allen And Soon-Yi

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Saturday, 7 May 2011

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Woody's Gift To Soon Yi

New York - Comedian Woody Allen, 75, and his adult child bride Soon-Yi Previn Farrow Allen, 40, recently celebrated 13 years of wedded bliss in their own special way. While most observers in Hollywood never thought the two lovebirds would make it after their hot sex scandal, they've shown the world how to have a healthy, happy relationship. They're making marriage work.

To celebrate their years together, an excited, very paternally aroused Woody planned a fun-filled day for Soon Yi at the park where he bought her an ice cream, a lollipop and then treated her to a long ride on the Merry Go Round. Photographers were on hand to snap shots of the two laughing playmates and their interesting little day out on the town.

After the Merry Go Round, Woody and Soon Yi played hide and seek around Central Park, Soon Yi giggling wildly and yelling "catch me if you can, Daddy-o!" Woody ran around like a crazy man, oy!, tripping over his feet, red in the face, his eyes wide.

After the intense running and giggling, the two big kids sat on a bench while Woody braided her hair into two neat pigtails which she tossed back and forth in a teasing, flirtatious manner and could be overheard to say, "Stop it! HAHA! No! You funny Daddy-o!"

The sweet pair ended their romping day with a cozy dinner at McDonald's, where Woody bought Soon Yi a chocolate milkshake, a toy, and a Happy Meal.

Even though Soon Yi is now 40, she says, "Woody still makes me feel just like a girl. A much younger girl, I would say, quite a bit under 18. That's the secret of our marriage. He loves it and so do I!"

The young/old/giggly couple then strolled off into the sunset, hand in hand, toward the home they share with their two very confused, wacked out adopted children who will be seeing a psychiatrist next week.

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