Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Say That George Clooney Has Finally Apologized For Calling Their Kids "A Pack of Brats"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 22 February 2011

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Contrary to recent reports Angelina Jolie is not at all anorexic looking as one can clearly see.

NEW ORLEANS - Well it appears that the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt vs. George Clooney Feud has finally been resolved.

George Clooney had referred to the Jolie-Pitt children as a "Pact of Brats" after they had done some damage to his mansion Villa Oleandra Oxen Free located on Lake Perry Como in Bellagio, Italy.

As Italy's Daily Vino had reported a month ago Brad and Angie's children had caused some minor damage to one of Clooney's most prized original paintings by noted Italian artist Giovanni Paolo Panini.

The painting The Erotic Nymphs of The Secret Vineyards of Venice, is valued at $1.9 million. And one of the six children had smeared what appeared to be about three teaspoons of Skippy Peanut Butter on the expensive work of art.

It was that incident plus a few others that caused Clooney to make his "Pack of Brats" remark.

Angelina and Brad both demanded that Clooney apologize for referring to their kids in that insulting manner. Clooney responded by saying that not only would he not apologize but that he added that in his opinion they were also a "Horde of Heathens" as well.

Brad, Angie, and the six kids have been in New Orleans while Brad is filming another in the Indiana Jones series of movies. This one is entitled Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternative Live Style.

Also starring with Pitt in the new film are Harrison Ford, Neil Patrick Harris, Neil Diamond, and Lou Diamond Phillips.

The movie is based on the book of the same name by noted lesbian writer Coquet Eucalyptus who has written several books about the world of lesbianites including The Carpet Burns of San Francisco, It Takes Four Double A's, and Yodeling In The Canyons of The Island of Lesbos.

The Tinsel Town Times Tribune's Fauna Goobergarden who has been covering the Pitt-Jolie-Clooney story for 5T said that George Clooney recently paid Pitt and Jolie a visit.

The three went down to Bourbon Street and partied until 4 a.m. Later that day, Jolie called Goobergarden and told her that everything was fine and that Clooney had gotten down on one knee and apologized to her and Brad for having called their kids a "Pact of Brats" and a "Horde of Heathens."

Jolie said that afterwards the three had a long talk and hope to star together in a motion picture in the very near future.

Clooney reportedly expressed to Pitt that if he ever gets tired of putting it to Jolie and he decides to dump her to please let him know before he does so that maybe he can make a move on her before she puts herself back out on the 'market.'

5T reported that Clooney gave Pitt and Jolie's kids one of his pet Lhasa Apso Fifitita's puppies. The kids named it Uncle Georgie in honor of Clooney.

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