Written by Mr Goster

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

image for Goden Grobes - Thai Tannic
"You forgot one very important thing, boat: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"

Astonishing news just in that James Cameron has bowed to Far Eastern pressure and will film a Chinese version of the already world famous disaster film.

Interest has been huge and actors already signed up.

Dannii Minogue will play the Captain, Noel Edmonds will play all the characters in the band, and rumours are rife that Jonny Depp (the king of character acting) will play the Iceberg.

Speaking from the Chinese film Awards 'The Goden Grobes' Cameron said:

'The Chinese love a version of anything they can copy,so why not a Hollywood blockbuster.The money they're offering me I'd be bonkers not to.It's going to be called Thai Tannic 2.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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