Katie Price switches sports, cage fighting to boxing!

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Thursday, 13 January 2011


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The US version of the UK version, well at least Paris has the right surname!

Katie Price, Jordan, or UK's Nr1 bimbo, has decided to swap sports because cage fighting with her husband, Alex Reid, (otherwise known as Alexis Reid whilst dressed as a transvestite), is boring.

Katie is famous for doing absolutely nothing, apart from flashing her plastic boobs to everyone, jumping into bed with every sun-tanned moron who would like to be famous but just doesn't have the talent, getting her self followed by the paparazzi non-stop and being the Sun newspapers favourite source of scandal (it sells newspapers)!

Now, because Alex has kept her in his cage for too long, Katie has decided to break free and become a boxer's Bimbo.

Boxing champ (or chump) Amir Khan was mesmerised by Katie's plastic parts, delivered a left and a right upper-cut in the right places and now he's Katie's latest flame and the Sun love it.

Alex Reid is sure of attracting enough other UK Bimbo's to satisfy his animal requirements so Katie/Jordan can continue her career as being one of the most famous persons in the UK without having done absolutely nothing, except open her silicone lips and thighs for every moron who needs the publicity.

Victoria Beckham is a Christian angel compared to this bitch!

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