Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 14 January 2011

HOLLYWOOD - The national news program Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that unnamed reliable inside sources saw Zac Efron and Scarlett Johansson involved in what can best be described as an erotic passion clutch.

The couple was spotted in a 2009 blue Lamborghini Murcielago with the license plates ZEFRON, indicating that it most probably belongs to Zac Efron.

The eye witness said that he noticed the car parked up on the hill just below the second "L" of the famed HOLLYWOOD sign.

The unidentified witness said that he could not see very well into the car as the windows were fogged up 'big time.'

He did state to 3T that he could clearly hear two voices, one male and one female and that they were definitely the voices of Zac Efron and Scarlett Johansson.

When asked how he could be so sure he stated that he recently saw Efron in the movie Me and Orson Welles and the sequel Me and Orson Welles and A High Priced Call Girl.

He then commented that he knows it was Scarlett's voice because he is a big fan of Johansson's and that his three favorite Scarlett Johansson movies are The Nanny Diaries, The Boleyn Girl, and The Diary of The Boleyn Girl's Nanny.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: When 3T asked Efron to comment on the allegation he replied that there are a lot of guys, especially in Hollywood who sound exactly like him. True dude, but I don't think that any of them have a blue Lamborghini with ZEFRON license plates. Johansson when asked to comment simply said that nothing had really happened, and that Zacy and her were just sitting there listening to Zac's CD, 'The Hits of Sanjaya Malakar.']

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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