Written by Jo Dash

Friday, 15 October 2010

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Pictures have emerged of Kelly Brook looking super thin following her break in the US.

Reports are emerging that Brook, famous for her curves and ample bosom barely ate a thing during her three month stay in the US and she wss also apparently spending lots of time running back and forth to the bathroom.

Brook's PR team have hit back saying that Kelly was eating her normal portion sizes it just looked a tiny amount compared to all the lard ass Americans with their over flowing plates. When questioned on Kelly's toilet trips and whether or not she was throwing up after eating causing her weight-loss, a now unemployed member of Brook's management team informed that she she was suffering from a severe bout of cystitis - not bulimia.

Apparently Kelly Brook has put her svelte figure down to an over-active thyroid and is missing her jubbly bubblies herself, so is currently taking prescription medication to get her puppies and her curves back.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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