Masterchef "Pro" exposed as Michellin Tyred Chef

Funny story written by Whitters

Monday, 11 October 2010

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A contestant on the current series of Masterchef Professionals due to be shown tonight has been exposed as 2 Michellin Tyre owning Apple Von Creampie.

Von Creampie, who will be shown being sent home after the first round by resident Sous Wench, Monica, has a chain of 10 high class English Fine Dining restaurants in Taiwan and manages the Taiwanese national Coca Cola distribution network. This will come as a shock to Monica and regular desert freak Greg Wallace who dismissed his dish of Nut ala Shell as basic and lacking flavour.

The HeHeCee, who will be showing the episode on their channel this evening have expressed shock that their renowned Sous Wench failed to spot the famous chef, who trained with her owner Chef Michel Rouge Jnr before parting company to be replaced BY her.

Michel Rouge and Von Creampie are now booked for a cookoff live on HeHeCee 1HD at 3pm on Christmas Day to gain viewers from the Queen's Speech.

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