CANCUN, Mexico - Country music singer Kenny Chesney who sings about tractors, and plows, and crop rotating, can now sing about the age old country music tradition of 'cheatin'.
Chesney, who wears a cowboy hat to hide his bald head, kinda like Tim McGraw does, was caught with his pants down, down in sunny old Mexico.
Kenny was accompanied by a nice looking blonde who was not his girlfriend. The woman on Kenny's arm and on his lap was identified as ESPN reporter Jenn Brown.
And both appeared to be quite happy. Jenn was grinning from ear-to-ear and Kenny had a visible bulge in the crotch of his knee high shorts.
When asked if he had dumped his girlfriend, he giggled and shook his head. He then said that he was merely gathering up info for a future song which deals with the age old tradition of being unfaithful.
Miss Brown said that Kenny and her are merely friends and she added that she has not even seen his pecker. Kenny laughed and added that he has not even seen her pecker. He then corrected himself and said that it was not a Freudian slip as he had meant to say muffin.
SIDENOTE: Kenny wanted it known that they did sleep in the same room, but that the room had two beds and he slept in one and Jenn slept in the other one. He then showed cell phone photos of both beds in a state of disarray.
Chesney is getting ready to go on tour with LeAnn Rimes on what is being unoffically billed as The Tour of The Cheatin' Chump and The Cheatin' Chumpette.
SIDENOTE: Las Vegas is giving 4 to 3 odds that before the tour ends in December, Kenny Chesney and LeAnn Rimes will become the next Tim McGraw and Faith Hill except not as tall, not as rich, and not as cute.
