Hells Angels Called in to Restore Peace on Jersey Shore

Written by Charpa93

Monday, 16 August 2010

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Hells Angels on way to restore order on the Jersey Shore

Things have gotten so out of hand on the Jersey Shore, what with Snooki and now co-Jerseyite, Ronnie, getting arrested for what the producers call "behavioral issues," that the Hells Angels New York chapter has had to step in to keep the Jersey gang in line.

So far, it's working and Snooki actually says she is having a good time getting to know her new body guards. One biker known as "Big Mike" has taken a shine to Snooki. They've been spotted on more than one occasion smooching it up out back of the Joisey Eight Ball Pool Hall. Evidently Snooki loves the smell of leather and Big Mike wears a lot of it.

Some say hiring the Hells Angels to keep the cast of the Jersey Shore in line is like the blind leading the blind, but the chapter president, "Nookie" disagrees. "We have all been there before. We know what trouble is. Therefore, we know the warning signs." Asked how, then, did Snookie get through the cracks by getting herself arrested earlier this month, he replied "ah, Snookie, now she's one to be reckoned with. After "Large Laura" sat her down and had a talk with her, I don't think she's gonna be wanting to get into trouble anymore. It's all in the way the message is handed down."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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