Singer, Janey Cutler is well prepared for final-hopes to be in Susan Boyle's league

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 5 June 2010

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Jamey has been working out, puckering up

Janey Cutler says she is well prepared for tonight's final of BGT. Clutching a an energy drink she said she was placing a bet on herself to win. She wouldn't disclose the amount but it's suspected she has also put another bet on for herself to lose.

Now I am no gambler so I don't know what she will achieve by losing. Maybe she doesn't know much about gambling either.

Janey faces stiff opposition from an acrobatic group named 'Spellbound'. When asked about her 'competition' she is reported to have said,

"I'm no' bothered about these wee things. A have bin going tae the gym maself, ya know. Aye. Arm fair fit mesel' now and A have a few wee surprises for the audience and judges t'night.

A was a gymnast as a wee lass, and still have a few 'moves'. A aim to blow the pants offa ma opposition, them judges and the audience.

A havna bin tecking me vitamins and blood pressure pills for nothing."

Perhaps by the time this story goes to print, the secret 'move' will be out and the winner will known to you all.

I'm rooting for Janey. If she doesn't win, I hope she comes in 2nd, like Susan Boyle, and earns millions.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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