X Factor Star Lloyd Daniels Seriously Injured In Car Crash

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Thursday, 6 May 2010

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Reports in this morning on Good Morning America say that Lloyd Daniels has wrecked his new Mini after taking X-Factor singer Lucie Jones to a London tube station.

"Mr. Daniels is lucky to be alive", stated one nurse after Daniels was rushed to the hospital.

The 17-year-old was apparently knocked unconsious and the Mini was completely totaled, according to police.

Others reported that the star was mumbling about "Was Lucie thrown clear?" right after he came to, apparently thinking that she was still in the Mini.

This just in: Daniels is suffering from whiplash, burns and bruising but has gone to his home in South Wales. So maybe he wasn't hurt as badly as originally thought. Although details are missing, he was able to be wheeled out of the hospital in secrecy.

"He's a brave young man", stated one nurse. "He said he felt like he had hit John Goodman & George Wendt pushing Kirstie Alley in a wheelbarrow."

Daniels has canceled any future shows for now.

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