Audience members have hailed Paul Mckenna's latest live and hypnotic show "abysmal."
Tickets sold out to a packed Brighton Centre auditorium but things took a sudden downturn as the stage man failed to perform.
Chants of, "refund, refund" rang out as McKenna failed to hypnotise nearly all of his selected subjects. After the show, disgruntled audience members gathered in the foyer and demanded that refund.
Local man and self-appointed disgruntled group spokesperson, "Angry Dave Atkins," declared that the hypnotist had failed to make him believe he was a dog. McKenna appeared to address the dissatisfied group, citing "jetlag as causing a delayed reaction" to his usually sharply honed talent.
It was at that point that "Angry Atkins," now clutching a stick and panting profusely, fell to the floor and began to lick his own balls.
