Written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 22 April 2010

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Heather Locklear faces 'hit and run' charges

Heather Locklear faces jail time over recent 'hit and run' incident. The 48 year old actress was involved in a fracas outside a New York night club yesterday evening.

Heather was turned away from "Club 69" for being unsuitably dressed. "Club 69" HAS a dress code 'YOU MUST WEAR ONE' to gain entrance. It can be removed once inside if you so wish.

Heather turned up wearing only her underwear and a big smile. This smile quickly turned to a frown when she was turned away by one of the bouncers.

So she HIT him and RAN. Being in good shape for her age, she outran the obese bouncer, who had to stop several times as he was having difficulty breathing. Heather made it safely home.

Minutes later, police arrived at her home and charged her with a 'Hit and Run' offence. She appears in court on the 27th of this month and could be facing jail time if convicted.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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